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John Oliver suggests a great name for Matt Gaetz’s show is the ‘Matt Gaetz Digs His Own Grave Adventure Hour’

By PhillyNews.FYI , in News , at April 4, 2021 Tags: ,

<p>”It begins with, uh, this, whatever it is, this guy, uh, Lil Nas being seduced by the devil in the form of a snake,” said Giuliani in the video he recorded for no one in particular. “Then he engages in, uh, this ridiculous, uh, really, rather ugly dance with, uh, Satan. And it’s a sexual dance. I don’t know how much of it I should describe. Except you’ve got to get it. It’s, um, he, um, lap dances, him.” </p><p>”Oh, come on, Rudy,” Oliver cut in. “Don’t give us that surprised face. You can’t pretend to be a total stranger to lap dances in the same Oscar season that you’re nominated for ‘Best Junk Adjustment’ while laying down on a stranger’s bed. Also, lap dances is understating things considerably there. Lil Nas X spends an exquisite amount of time throwing it back at the adversary. Ol’ scratch is getting ground on there like an Olive Garden pepper mill.”</p><p> Oliver explained that the only way that the Lil Nas X video could be made better is if a “weird old creep trying to explain it in G-rated terms while sitting on the set of a law firm commercial.” </p><p>See the Oliver opener below: </p><p><br/></p><div class=”rm-embed embed-media”><div style=”position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;height:0;overflow:hidden;”> <iframe allowfullscreen=”” frameborder=”0″ height=”100%” src=”https://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/k4dvurbFaXgPx6wMsCH” style=”width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute;left:0px;top:0px;overflow:hidden” type=”text/html” width=”100%”> </iframe> </div></div>



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